Welcome, my fellow art enthusiasts and pun aficionados! Today we’re diving into the world of art jokes and jokes about art.
Don’t worry, you won’t need a degree in fine arts or art history to appreciate these hilarious puns and one-liners. Whether you’re a seasoned art connoisseur or just looking for a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with our collection of side-splitting jokes about famous paintings, sculptures, art galleries, art museums, and everything in between.
So, let’s dive in and get our art on, shall we?
Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
Because he’d been successfully framed!
How do you inspire an artist?
Easel-y
Did you hear about the artist that always took things too far?
She didn’t know where to draw the line.
Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Why did the artist put a clock in his painting?
To make sure it was timeless.
What do you call it when an artist looses his calm?
A tempera tantrum.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
Because he didn’t have an ear for music.
What do you call a sculpture that’s half man and half horse?
A centaur-piece.
I was at the museum recently. I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures. He said no, they had to stay on the walls.
Art Museum Point to Ponder: How can a still-life painting be moving?
What excuse did the art museum thief give the police officer?
I’ve been framed!
Why did the artist get from the bank?
Monet.
Why did the artist paint a portrait of a cow?
Because he wanted to beef up his portfolio.
Why did the painter get in trouble with the law?
He was caught red-handed.
Why did the painter need to take a break?
Because he was feeling easel-y tired.
How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A fish.
Why did the art museum have to close early?
Because all the art was hung-over.
Where do artistic cows exhibit their artwork?
At the moo-see-um.
What does a pirate plunder from the museum when he’s on shore leave?
Aaarrrrrt!
Dad: I just read in the newspaper: “Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of garbage cans.”
Boy: Those garbage cans must be very smart. How’d they do it?
Art Museum Visitor: Which relative of Vincent Van Gogh is a really hot ballroom dancer?
Tour Guide: Tan Gogh.
Art Museum Visitor: Which dizzy aunt was Vincent Van Gogh’s favorite?
Tour Guide: Verti Gogh.
Why did the artist paint the portrait upside down?
He wanted to give the viewer a different perspective.
Why did the artist paint a portrait of his dog?
Because he wanted a paw-trait to keep.
What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Do you have any more funny Jokes about Art and Art Museums?
Sharing is caring. Help us build the BEST resource for art jokes for kids (funny artist jokes, art museum jokes, art gallery jokes, art puns, jokes about famous artists, painter jokes, art riddles) on the internet… add any new ones you know in the comments below! Thanks a million!
Hi Cora, I can supply you with nearly 300 jokes about art/ art history. A lot of them are a lot funnier and more clever than those above, but a fair few of them presuppose more than a 101 knowledge of art history. Let me know if you’d like to publish some of them on this website. Kind regards, Mark
Hi Mark,
I’d love to work with you! I’ll message you. 🙂
Cora.