Spring has sprung, and with it comes the promise of warmer weather, blooming flowers, and allergies galore. What better way to celebrate than with a collection of Spring jokes for kids that are sure to make you bloom with laughter, even though your sneezing.
Whether you’re a fan of flowers, rain showers, or just looking for some punny Spring jokes, we’ve got you covered.
So put on your rain boots, grab an umbrella, and get ready to have a Spring in your step as we jump into this hilarious and pun-filled post about the new season!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m going to fall!
How do new spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied?
A rainbow.
What flower does everyone have on their face?
Two-lips!
Why is the strawberry sad?
His mom was in a jam!
What falls but never gets hurt?
The rain.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Why are flowers so friendly?
They always have new buds!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Spring cleaning is the worst. Those crazy things bounce all over the place.
I was never into gardening but this spring I started planting seeds and it grew on me.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Why do bees hum in the spring?
Because they don’t know the words!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb!
How do you announce to someone that winter is coming to an end?
You spring it on them.
Why is April so clean?
Because it always showers.
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love? They’re getting married in the spring.
Why are oak trees so forgiving?
Every Spring they turn over a new leaf.
Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!
It’s allergy season again?!
You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What do you call an emergency in spring?
May Day.
What did the tree say during springtime?
Well, this is a re-leaf!
What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?
What fowl spring weather.
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Why doesn’t Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
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