Are you ready to score some slam dunks of laughter? Get ready to bounce into the comedic court as we serve up a slam dunk collection of jokes about basketball that’ll have you yelling “swish” in no time!
Whether you’re a seasoned NBA fan or a rookie just learning to shoot hoops, these basketball jokes for kids (and kids at heart) are guaranteed to have you jumping for joy faster than a LeBron James fast break. So grab your basketball shorts and prepare to laugh your way to victory!
Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots!
Why do so many basketball players fail their tests in school? Because they don’t want to pass.
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game? Because he traveled a lot!
What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog!
Why do basketball players love cookies and milk? Because they can dunk them!
Why did the chicken get ejected from the basketball game? Because there was so much fowl play!
Why are basketball players like toddlers? Because they are always dribbling!
Why do basketball players never go on vacation? They would get called for traveling!
Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and begin sketching pictures of chickens? He was learning how to draw fowls.
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball? Get out of the way.
Where do basketball players go when they need a new uniform? New Jersey.
Why did the basketball go to jail? Because it committed a foul!
Why was the basketball court always wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it!
Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they dunk them.
What did the basketball say to its coach? “I can make the shot. I hoop you trust me.”
Where do point guards take their sweethearts to dance? Basket balls.
Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball? Because they aren’t alive. (More Dinosaur Jokes)
Why did the basketball player get arrested? Because he shot the ball.
Why were the basketball team’s jerseys so full of static? They were out of bounce.
Which dinosaur was the best at playing basketball? The LeBrontosaurus
Why are basketball players good at handling breakups? Because they can always rebound.
Which basketball player wears the biggest sneakers? The one with the biggest feet!
Where do basketball players always get their coffee? Dunkin’ Donuts
What do you call a 3-pointer during a heat wave? A hot shot.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game? Because he had no body to go with.
What sports team is hated by all beard lovers? The LA Clippers.
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe. (More Space Jokes)
Why do basketball players love oreos? Because they can dunk them.
Why didn’t the nose make the basketball team? He didn’t get picked.
Why did the Harlem Globetrotters have a ghost on their team? To add a little team spirit.
What are basketball players’ favorite snack? Dunk-Aroos.
What type of earrings does a basketball player wear? Hoops.
Who is the best basketball player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Tigger, because he never stops bouncing.
What does a hunter do with a basketball? He shoots it.
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball? Get out of the way.
I used to be addicted to basketball… but I rebounded.
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time? Time passes.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season…. Apparently they never take any shots.
Why did people think Michael Jordan was conceited? Because he was always putting on Airs.
I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger. Then it hit me.
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