Looking for a good laugh? Look no further than these jokes about Bible characters! Whether you’re an adult looking to add some humor to your day or a parent in search of Christian jokes for kids, this collection has something for everyone. From puns about Adam and Eve to jokes about Noah’s Ark, these lighthearted quips will have you giggling in no time.
It’s important to note that while these Bible related jokes are meant to be funny, they are also meant to be respectful. The Bible and its characters are sacred to many people (myself included), and my aim is to create humor that is both tasteful and enjoyable for everyone. So don’t worry, you can enjoy these jokes with the knowledge that they stay true to the spirit of the Bible and its teachings.
Sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle at these hilarious jokes about your favorite Bible characters!
Why didn’t anyone want to fight Goliath?
It seemed like a giant ordeal.
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
What is a mathematician’s favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
Because they were using “fowl” language.
How does Paul make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Which Bible character was super-fit?
Absalom.
How many of each animal did Moses take on the Ark?
None, it was Noah.
Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
What do we have that Adam never had?
Ancestors
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
What did the Jew say to the Gentile?
Jewish you were a Jew too?
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Ruthless.
Who was the best mathematician in the Bible?
Moses. He wrote the book of Numbers.
Why didn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
He knew there was something fishy about it.
Why did Adam and Eve do math every day?
They were told to be fruitful and multiply.
How did Zacchaeus react when Jesus invited himself over for dinner?
He was tree-mendously excited!
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
Boy: Nehemiah (knee-high-miah)?
No. Bildad the Shu-hite.
When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
When God gave Moses two tablets.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
What kind of car did the disciples drive?
A Honda – it says they were all in one Accord.
When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
When Noah took Ham into the ark.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Floodlights.
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