Feathered friends and pun-tastic pals, gather ’round because it’s time to ruffle some feathers and tweet some giggles! We’ve gathered a flock of jokes about birds that’ll make you squawk with laughter and nestle comfortably in your funny bone.
Whether you’re a seasoned ornithologist or just looking for some egg-citing bird jokes for kids, you’re in for a beak-tiful treat.
Grab your binoculars and get ready to wing it with a chirp-tastic collection of clean bird puns and bird jokes for kids!
What do you get when you cross a duck and a rooster?
Something that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
Why don’t birds use Facebook?
Because they already have Twitter!
What subject does an owl like best?
Owlgebra
What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, google!”
What’s an owl’s favorite Beatles song?
“Owl You Need Is Love.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Finch.
Finch who?
Finch your chores so we can go birdwatching!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because its drumsticks were needed.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be called “bagels.”
Which bird is at every meal?
The swallow.
If a rooster lays an egg in a pool, would it sink or float?
A: Neither – roosters don’t lay eggs.
What’s a duck’s downfall?
Quack cocaine.
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they lifted the other one, they’d fall over!
What’s a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and speak!
What bird is always sad?
A blue bird.
How did a duck pay for dinner?
He put it on his bill.
What do you get when you cross an owl and a duck?
A real wise-quacker.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?
Roost beef.
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen
When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?
Chicken!
How do crows stick together in a flock?
Velcrow.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot.
What bird never has trouble with locked doors?
Tur-keys.
What type of bird can pick up the most weight?
The crane.
What can you do for a hurt bird?
Give it medical tweetment.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Tom: I know someone who think he’s an owl.
Me: Who?
Tom: Nevermind, make that two.
What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights?
A chicken.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
How do chickens wake up in the morning?
With an alarm cluck!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What do you get when you cross a hyena and a chicken?
Something that laughs at its own yolks.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
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