Welcome, fellow bug enthusiasts, spider lovers, and ant-adorers! If you’ve ever wondered what the buzz is all about when it comes to jokes about bugs and insects, you’re in for a thorax-tickling treat!
We’ve crawled through the world of insects to bring you a collection that’s guaranteed to make you giggle, chuckle, and perhaps even do a little caterpillar wiggle. Get ready for a rib-tickling journey as we present the ultimate compilation of insect jokes for kids and kids-at-heart.
So, fasten your seatbelts (or should we say exoskeletons?), because we’re about to embark on a journey that’s as funny as a grasshopper doing stand-up – it’s time to laugh your antennae off!
What do spiders eat at a picnic? Corn on the cobweb.
Where to spiders get their information? From the world wide web.
What kind of bugs weigh less every day? Lightening bugs.
Why was the butterfly embarrassed when it came to the ball? Because it was a moth ball.
What kind of bugs like sushi? Wasa-bees.
Why do wasps need to go on vacation? Because they are such busy bees.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.
What do you call a spider that just got married? A newlyweb.
What did the bug say to the windshield? “I’ve got you covered!”
What did the daddy longlegs say to its children? “You guys need to learn how to stand on your own legs!”
Why did the fly bring a suitcase to the picnic? It wanted to pack a lunch!
What’s a grasshopper’s favorite sport? Cricket.
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie.
How do fleas travel from place to place? They itch-hike!
What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin.
How do bees brush their hair? With a honeycomb.
What’s a mosquito’s favorite dance? The swat!
Why did the firefly break up with the glowworm? It found someone more enlightening.
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween? “Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!”
Why did the insect stay home on Saturday night? It felt buggy.
Why did the spider become a web designer? Because it was great at creating online networks!
What did one spider say to another at the computer? “You’ve got some bugs in your web browser!”
Why do spiders make excellent baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
What do you call a grasshopper with a top hat? Sir Hops-a-Lot.
How do you make a spider laugh? Spin a good yarn.
What do you call a bug that’s always on time? A clockroach.
How do bugs keep their breath fresh? They use mothwash.
Why are spiders so good at making friends? They know how to spin a good yarn.
Why do grasshoppers never argue? They prefer to keep things hoppy.
What do you call a spider that can dance? A jitterbug.
What do you call a bug that can’t stop playing music? A humbug.
What did the spider say to the fly at the party? “Hey, why don’t you hang around a bit longer?”
Why did the spider break up with its girlfriend? She started spinning a tangled web of lies.
Why are spiders so good at computer programming? They know how to debug.
What do you get if you cross a spider with a cornfield? A cobweb.
What’s a spider’s favorite dance? The cha-cha-cha-rantula.
Why was the spider not good at hide and seek? It always left a visible thread!
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