Hold on to your whiskers and prepare for a purr-fectly delightful adventure into the world of fur and frivolity! If you’ve ever wondered what makes a cat the ultimate stand-up comedian, you’re in for a treat – or should I say, a “treat-laughs” combo!
We’ve rounded up the cream of the crop of cat jokes for kids, ensuring that even the littlest kitten enthusiasts can join the laughter. Join us on a tail-spin of hilarity that will have you saying, “these cat jokes are fur real!”
What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up!
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.
Why did the cat go to school?
To improve its purr-spective!
Why didn’t Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?
She was the Queen of Denial!
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the Tomb!
How do you make a mummy smile?
You tickle its funny bone.
How do cats end a letter?
With a purr-sonal touch!
What’s a cat’s favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies.
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?
I want my mummy!
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
Mummy’s home!
What do you call a crocodile in ancient Egypt?
A nileigator!
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order.
What animals can you not trust?
Big cats! Because some are cheetahs, and some are always lion!
What did the kitten have at their birthday party?
A pounce house.
What types of cats purr the best?
Purrr-sians!
What’s a kitten’s favorite kind of sticker?
Scratch and sniff.
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine!
What is a cat’s favorite movie?
The Sound of Mewsic!
Why are cats so good at video games?
They have nine lives.
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping!
How do you know a cat is agitated?
He’s having a hissy fit!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store!
Why are cats bad at making decisions?
They become so purrr-plexed.
What is a cat’s favourite color?
Purr-ple.
What do you call a cat that can sing?
A meow-sician!
What do cats look for in a mate?
A great purrsonality.
What was the kitten bowling league called?
Alley Cats.
What does the cat say after making a joke?
“Just kitten!”
What song do kittens always request at dances?
“Mice Mice Baby.”
What’s it called when all the treats are gone?
A cat-astrophe.
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