Yee-haw! Saddle up and get ready for a roundup of hilarious jokes about cowboys that will have you laughing all the way to the Wild, Wild West.
Whether you’re a rootin’-tootin’ cowboy or cowgirl yourself or just love a good chuckle, we’ve got a collection of the funniest cowboy jokes for kids and adults alike.
So, dust off your boots, grab your hat, and get ready to lasso some laughs with these knee-slapping jokes about cowboys!
How did the cowboy survive the stampede?
He had herd immunity.
How do cowboys keep their cattle quiet?
They press the moooote button!
How do cowboys send secret messages?
Horse code.
How did the cowboy know his cattle were behind him without looking?
He herd them.
How did the cowboy save so much money?
His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.
How do cowboys count their cows?
With a cow-culator!
Why did the cowboy quit his job at the ranch?
He couldn’t take the ‘bull’ anymore!
Why did the cowboy quit his job as a musician?
He didn’t want to be a “pick-up artist” anymore!
A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit and paper hat.
He wasn’t in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
What did the Catholic cowboy do when he met the priest for his confession visit?
He greeted him by saying, “Howdy Pardoner!”
Why did the rancher name his horse Flattery?
Because it got him nowhere.
The worst job I ever had was working in a factory ironing cowboy bandanas.
Howdy pressing.
What did the Jedi say to the cowboy?
May the horse be with you.
How does a cowboy get a horse to do odd jobs around the farm?
By paying him under the stable.
Why did the cowboy adopt a Dalmatian?
Because he wanted an animal that could spot danger!
Why can’t cowboys ever get the right answer in math class?
Because they’re always rounding things up.
What do you call a cowboy who works in finance?
The loan arranger.
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse’s name is Friday!
What do cowboys say about horse surgeons?
They have stable hands.
Why was the cowboy always so broke?
Because he was always horsing around!
How do German cowboys greet each other?
Audi, partner!
Why did the cowboy refuse to ride in the back of the wagon train?
He wanted to be at the “front-tier” of the adventure!
What did the cowboy say to the artist?
Draw, pardner.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
How do cowboys keep their cattle calm?
Play them relaxing moooosic.
What do ghost cowboys wear?
BOO-ts!
Why did the cowboy go to school?
To learn how to wrangle with numbers.
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