Brace yourself for a pre-hysterical journey into the Jurassic chuckle zone! Our collection of jokes about dinosaurs is dino-mite and guaranteed to have you roaring with laughter. From T-Rex rib-ticklers to Pterodactyl puns, these dinosaur jokes for kids will make even the stegosaurus crack a smile.
Here we go… be prepared to unleash the laughter-velociraptor within!
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A stega-snore-us.
What does a T-rex eat when it’s camping?
Dino-smores.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
The ‘p’ is silent!
What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
His shadow!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens weren’t around yet.
Why didn’t Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?
She was the Queen of Denial!
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the Tomb!
How do you make a mummy smile?
You tickle its funny bone.
Why don’t you ever hear a dinosaur tell a secret?
Because they’re all dead.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won’t close.
What did the dinosaur use to clean its teeth?
A flossi-raptor.
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of party?
A dino-soirée.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive collection of books?
A veloci-reader.
What did the dinosaur say when it saw the erupting volcano?
“Looks like my dinner will be well done tonight!”
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite movie?
Jurassic Park.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
A dino-snore.
Why did the dinosaur go to the party alone?
Because it’s hard to find a date when you’re extinct.
What did the dinosaur use to pay for things?
Tyrannosaurus checks.
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite pick-up line?
“Do you believe in love at first bite?”
How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling.
What did the dinosaur use to make his hot beverages?
Tea-Rex.
What did dinosaurs have that no other animal had?
Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a chest infection?
A dino-sore.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive collection of jokes?
A laugh-a-saurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive collection of records?
A vinyl raptor.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive knowledge of magic?
A dino-sorcerer.
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