Are you ready for a royal treat? It’s time to get your giggles on with some jokes about Disney Princesses! From Ariel to Snow White, Cinderella to Mulan, we’ve got the whole gang covered. These Disney Princess jokes are sure to delight kids of all ages, and even the adults who still secretly love singing “A Whole New World” in the shower. So, whether you’re a die-hard Disney Princess fan or just looking for some laughs for your kids, you’ve come to the right place.
Now, before we begin, we must warn you – these jokes are so punny, you might just turn into a pumpkin from laughing too hard. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of magic on hand to turn you back into a human again.
So, sit back, relax, and let us take you on a magical journey through the funniest Disney Princess jokes you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single one. Get ready for some pun-tastic laughs with these Disney Princess jokes for kids (and kids at heart). Let’s get started, shall we?
Why does Snow White hate twitter?
She only has 7 followers.
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
How did the police arrest the wrong Disney Princess?
They thought she was someone Elsa.
Why was King Triton upset with Ariel?
Her grades were under the C.
Which princess is the cow’s favorite?
Moo-lan.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer very well?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because her coach is a pumpkin.
Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them all the letters of the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
Who won the princess race?
Rapunzel, by a hair!
Why did Dopey bring Snow White paper and crayons?
She told him it was time to draw the curtains.
Cinderella is a proof that new pair of shoes can change your life.
Why did Elsa’s credit card get rejected?
Her accounts were frozen.
Why did Elsa refuse to leave her ice castle?
Because she was afraid of getting cold feet.
Which Disney princess is the funniest?
Ra-pun-zel.
What font does the mermaid use for writing?
Ariel.
Why did Ariel throw peanut butter into the sea?
To go along with the jelly fish.
Why didn’t Princess Jasmine go to the coffee shop?
They didn’t serve royal-tea.
Where should Ariel have gone to find her lost voice?
The lost and flounder.
Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
Because he won the No-Belle Prize
Why did Snow White put on SPF 100 sunscreen?
Because she’s the fairest one of all.
I heard a rumor that Iron Man is going to be the newest Disney Princess… they’re always on the lookout for a strong Fe male character.
Why did Snow White’s garden always look perfect?
Because she had a green thumb, a bluebird, and seven little helpers.
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go.”
What’s Belle’s favorite type of music?
Beastie Boys.
Why did Belle go to the book store?
To check out the Beast-sellers.
What does Ariel like on her toast?
Mermalade.
Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel’s hair isn’t chopped off at the end. They’re calling it the Uncut Edition.
What’s Elsa’s favorite party?
A Snowball
Jasmine tried to attend a “Disney Prince Only” gathering. She wasn’t Aladdin.
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