Attention, all of you dog lovers out there. Get ready to unleash your laughter with a tail-wagging collection of jokes about dogs that’s so paw-sitively hilarious, even your neighbor’s grumpy cat will crack a smile.
From fetching puns to howlingly funny anecdotes, we’ve dug up the best dog jokes for kids and the young at heart. Grab a leash on your laughter and prepare for a paw-ty that’s guaranteed to leave you begging for more!
1. What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow? A watch dog.
3. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni.
4. What did the dog say to the tree? “Bark!”
5. What do you get if you cross an angry dog and a computer? A lot of bites.
6. Why did the dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want anything to think he was a hot dog.
8. Who is a dog’s favorite movie star? Al Pooch-accino.
9. Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
11. Why did the dog go to the doctor? It was a little husky.
12. What did the dog say to the sandpaper? “Ruff!”
13. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of ice cream? Ca-Pooch-accino.
14. What type of dog does a scientist have? A lab.
15. How does a dog stop a video? It presses the paws button.
17. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.
18. Why did the Greyhound become a bus driver? It was good at chasing stops.
19. What’s a Dachshund’s least favorite competition? The hot dog eating contest.
20. Why did the Poodle go to the hair salon? It wanted a paw-fect haircut.
21. What’s a Border Collie’s favorite board game? Monopawly.
22. How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat? Put him in the front seat!
23. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
24. Why did the Dalmatian go to therapy? It had a lot of spots on its record.
25. What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? “Should we walk home or take a dog?!”
26. What type of markets do dogs avoid? Flea markets!
27. Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
28. What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
29. I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. Guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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