Ahoy there, young adventurers! Are you ready to set sail on a voyage of laughter and learning? Well, you’re in luck, because this post is full of jokes about explorers that are sure to make you chuckle like a sailor.
Whether you’re a history buff or just love a good joke, we’ve got you covered with explorer jokes for kids that are both hilarious and educational. From Christopher Columbus jokes to witty wisecracks about famous explorers, get ready to embark on a journey of giggles and guffaws.
So grab your compass and get ready to navigate through the funniest collection of explorer jokes around!
What do you call an explorer who always finds what they’re looking for?
Lucky!
What did Columbus say when he was accused of speeding through the port?
I did knot.
What do English mermaids eat?
Fish and ships.
Where did Columbus take his boat when it had a hole in it?
To the nearest doc.
What explorer was the best at Hide and Seek?
Marco Polo.
Why did Captain Cook bring a parrot on his ship?
So he could talk to the Polly-nesians!
How did Explorers avoid scurvy?
Vitamin Sea.
Why was Magellan in trouble with the ocean?
He crossed it.
Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?
It had a bad latitude.
Why did Columbus cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What bus crossed the ocean?
Colombus
Why did Columbus bring a map to bed with him?
So he could dream of new discoveries!
Why did the explorer cross the road?
To get to the undiscovered side!
How do you know if an explorer has been to the moon?
There’s a flag on it!
Why did the pirate refuse to take Columbus seriously?
Because he thought he was just a sail-sman!
What did the navigator say when he got lost in the desert?
“We’re sand-wiched in!”
Which Pharaoh played the trumpet?
Tooting-khamun
What did one pyramid say to the other?
How’s your mummy doing?
Why did Captain Cook sail to Australia?
It was too far to swim.
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