Are you udderly bored and in need of a good laugh? Look no further than these hilarious farm animal jokes! From moo-ving one-liners to baa-rilliant puns, this collection has it all. Get ready to chuckle til the cows come home at these funny jokes about farm animals – they are guaranteed to make even the grumpiest goat crack a smile.
So grab a pitchfork and get ready to dig into some good old-fashioned farm animal humor.
Let’s get started!
How did a duck pay for dinner?
He put it on his bill.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?
Roost beef.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band.
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
What does a cow call his mother?
Moooo-m.
How do chickens wake up in the morning?
With an alarm cluck!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather!
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. Guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-enated!
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
Flea markets!
When does a horse talk?
Whinny wants to!
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Ca-moo-flauged!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What do you call a grumpy cow?
Moo-dy!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What did mama cow say to baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime!
What do you call a cow in the backyard?
A lawn moo-er!
What do music and chickens have in common?
Bach, Bach, Bach!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys.
What do you call a sheep that can sing?
A ewe-nique.
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?
An animal in a baaaad moood.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs!
What is another name for a smart duck?
A wise quacker!
Why are horses so negative?
Because they always say “Neigh” to everything!
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