Are you ready to dive into some fin-tastic humor? Look no further because I’ve got a reel treat for you! Get hooked on these jokes about fish that are guaranteed to make you laugh so loud you just might scare the fish away.
Whether you’re a seasoned angler or a little guppy, these fish jokes for kids (and adults who still act like kids) will have you swimming in laughter.
So let’s cast our lines and get ready to catch some laughs!
What is a celebrity fish called?
Starfish.
Why did the fish blush?
Because he saw the boat’s bottom.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What is a fish’s least favorite activity?
Surfing the net.
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
How do you get an oyster to the hospital?
In a clam-bulance!
Why don’t fish like basketball?
They’re afraid of the net!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
Why will fish never take responsibility?
Because it’s always salmon else’s fault.
What did the waiter say when the man complained his fish tasted funny?
Sir, did you or did you not order the clownfish?
What did the fish husband say to the fish wife when she asked him how she looked.
Stop fishing for compliments.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What do librarians take fishing?
Bookworms!
What’s the musical part of a fish?
The scales!
Why do fish almost always lose their court cases?
They are always gill-ty.
What type of music is best to listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
They’re shellfish.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why does an octopus almost always win a fight?
Because he’s well armed.
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
Where do fish keep their money?
In riverbanks.
What type of instrument do fish love to play?
A bass drum.
How does a school of fish keep up to date about sea life?
They listen to the current news.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught.
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