Score some giggles and kick off a laughter-filled game with our lineup of uproarious and squeaky-clean football jokes for kids!
Whether they’re fans of the field or just love a good chuckle, these jokes about football are sure to be a touchdown with the little ones. Grab your helmets and join us on the sidelines for a rib-tickling match of humor that even the strictest referee would approve.
What runs along the edge of the field during a football game but never moves?
The sideline.
Why couldn’t the all-star football player listen to any music?
He broke all the records.
What football play should you be suspicious of?
The quarterback sneak.
What was the football angry with the punter?
Because he would always kick him when he was down.
How did Scrooge end up with the football?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.
What’s the difference between a football player and time?
The football player runs up and down the field, but time just marches on.
How do hens encourage their football teams?
They egg them on.
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!
Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
New Jersey
What did the receiver say to the football?
Catch you later.
Which insect doesn’t play well in football?
The fumble bee.
Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?
Out to pass-ture.
Which quarterback can jump higher than a goal post?
All of them. A goal post can’t jump.
Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?
The wide receiver.
Why did the scarecrow become a football legend?
Because he was always outstanding on the field.
What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What did NASA use to build a football field on the moon?
Astroturf.
Where do football players go shopping in the off-season?
The tackle shop.
What did the football say to the punter?
I get a kick out of you.
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller.
Why can’t football players wear glasses on the field?
It’s a contact sport.
Where do hungry football players play?
In the Supper Bowl.
Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?
There’s no atmosphere.
What happened to the joke the quarterback told his players?
It went over their heads.
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