Are you ready to laugh your way around the world? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered with our collection of jokes about geography!
These geography jokes for kids (and adults who are still kids at heart) will have you giggling and groaning from East to West, as they cover everything from maps to world locations to the good ol’ USA.
So grab your atlas and get ready to chuckle your way through the world’s most hilarious geography jokes!
Which is the biggest rope in the world?
Europe.
Where to pencils come from?
Pennsylvania!
What is the capital of Alaska?
Come on, Juneau this one!
What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore!
Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
Larry.
What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?
Aunt Arctica!
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About halfway.
Why did the geography teacher break up with the astronomy teacher?
They were in different spheres.
What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car?
A red carnation.
What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you.”
Why did the Earth break up with the Sun?
It needed some space.
Where do the pianists go for vacation?
Florida Keys
What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?
A stamp!
What do you call a pirate who’s good at geography?
A navigatarrrrrrr.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey!
Where do you dance in California?
San Frandisco!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Student: I didn’t even know it was sick!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
Arrrrgentina.
What do you call a country that’s always cold?
Chilly.
What do geographers grow in their gardens?
Compass roses.
Did hear the joke about the mountain?
You won’t get over it!
Why is it easy to get into Florida?
Because there are so many keys.
Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?
New Jersey.
What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What has a mouth but can’t eat?
A river!
Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?
Because it is always negative.
Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?
The North and South Poles.
Why can fish measure distances so well?
Because they have their own scales.
How did the geography student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
I bought a map from Bono. It’s rubbish. All the streets have no name, and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.
A good geography teacher should never be able to tell a pupil to get lost.
A giant destroyed 3 countries the other day. He picked up Turkey dipped it in Greece and then fried it in Japan.
Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado!
Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill areas! (hilarious)
What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
A dozen compass roses.
24. How did one one tectonic plate apologize to the other?
“My fault.”
Did you hear about the population of Ireland?
It’s Dublin.
My friend is an expert reading maps.
He’s a legend.
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