Hey there rockstars and mini geologists! Are you ready to rock and roll with some hilarious jokes about geology? Look no further because we’ve got a collection of jokes that will make you laugh so hard you might start shaking the earth’s crust!
From punny jokes about rocks to sidesplitting, sparkling jokes about gems, this post has got it all. So put on your hard hat and get ready to dig in to some seriously funny geology jokes that’ll rock your world!
You want geology puns? Just a minute… I’ll dig some up.
My rock collection has so much sedimental value.
Old geologists never die, they just petrify.”
There’s no halfway with a geologist—it’s all ore nothing.
It takes a boulder person to read through this list of puns.
What is a geologist’s favorite drink?
Anything on the rocks.
You don’t think these are good puns?
Of quartz they are!
Why did the geologist break up with his girlfriend?
She took him for granite.
You know the old saying—igneous is bliss.
What is a geologists favorite fruit?
Pome-granite
What’s a geologist’s favorite ice cream?
Rock erode.
Geologists love music, but their playlists get boring—they’re only rock and roll.
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
“Don’t take me for granite!”
Why wasn’t the geologist hungry?
He’d lost his apatite.
Why did the geologist date his hammer?
He was looking for someone to rock his world.
What rocks do young geologists play with?
Marbles.
Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.
Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their faults.
I may be obsessed with rocks, but that’s my pre-rock-ative.
How did the geologist develop a career as a sink-hole expert?
She just fell into it.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure.
Did you hear about the geologists who stopped talking to each other?
Yeah. Their relationship eroded slowly over time.
The new geology teacher hasn’t had it easy—he got off to a rocky start.
The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.
Which rock group is made up of four men who can’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
While in college I got degrees in geology and astronomy. I’m trying to become a rock star.
What is a geologist’s favorite restaurant?
The Hard Rock Cafe.
Why couldn’t the tectonic plates just couldn’t maintain a relationship?
There was too much friction between them.
Boy: I hate geology puns.
Me: My sediments exactly.
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