Strap on your skates and grab your sense of humor because we’re about to hit the ice with some slapstick hilarity! Calling all kids and sports enthusiasts, it’s time to lace up for a side-splitting collection of jokes about hockey!
Whether you’re a fan of face-offs or a rookie on the rink, these hockey jokes for kids are sure to score some laughter goals. From puck-tacular punchlines to slap-shot silliness, get ready to break the ice and chuckle your way through the zaniest, most puck-tastic jokes you’ve ever heard.
Get your game face on and prepare to have your funny bone checked, because here we go!
Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while playing ice hockey?
The ice might crack up.
What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?
Stanley Cupcakes.
What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?
A zam-bony.
Why did the hockey player visit the bank?
He wanted to give out more checks.
What do angry hockey players say after getting tripped?
That’s it. No more Mr. Ice Guy.
How do hockey players like to be paid?
With a check.
Why is the hockey rink hot after the game?
Because all the fans have left.
What happened when the ice hockey referee made a wrong decision?
The team wanted just-ice.
Where does a hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
Why are hockey players good at making friends?
They’re quick at breaking the ice.
Why can’t you play hockey with pigs?
They hog the puck.
Why was the magician so good at hockey?
He always had a hat trick.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
Both do hat tricks!
Why do NHL players never sweat?
They have too many fans.
My friends and I visited Canada for the first time. We got into a fight, and a hockey game broke out.
What happened to the Zamboni driver?
The local hockey rink reported he went missing; they hope he resurfaces soon.
Heard about the NHLer who switched his profession to become an accountant? He got an off-ice job.
Why do they say that Canadians are better than Germans at the game of hockey?
Canadian people have their ‘eh’ game while Germans bring their wurst.
Have you heard what they say about hockey players?
They say they are known for their summer teeth; some are here, some are not.
Why are stand up comedians so good at playing forward?
They are always prepared with their hockey shtick.
What made the coach of the hockey team so frustrated when he opened his email?
He saw he had only gotten forwards.
What kind of tea do hockey players drink?
Penal-tea.
What do a bad hockey teams and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.
When do hockey players dress in formal attire?
When it is a tie game.
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