Hey there math enthusiasts, get ready to have a sum-derful time because we have got a collection of hilarious jokes about math that will make you feel like a true math wizard. Don’t worry, these aren’t those boring and tedious math problems you get in school, these are pun-tastic math jokes for kids and adults alike that will add some subtract-ive humor to your day.
Who says math can’t be fun? These jokes are proof that even the most abstract and complex concepts in mathematics can be turned into something that will make you laugh out loud. From multiplication to division, algebra to geometry, we’ve got you covered with the most hilarious math jokes around.
So grab your calculators and get ready to divide and conquer with these side-splitting math jokes! And who knows, maybe these jokes will inspire you to create some of your own. After all, why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator… But only a fraction would understand.
Do you know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
“You’re pointless.”
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What do math teachers eat?
Square meals!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”. The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!” The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
How do you make seven an even number?
Remove the S.
How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch. He could binomials.
What do you call a number that can’t sit still?
A roamin’ numeral!
Who’s the king of the pencil case?
The ruler.
Which king loved fractions?
Henry the ⅛.
Have you heard the one about the statistician?
Probably.
Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
It improved di-vision.
What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
Owlgebra
Which season do mathematicians enjoy the most?
Sum-mer.
Why did the obtuse angle lose the argument?
Because he was not right.
Why do math teachers love to garden?
Because they love to calculate the roots.
What do you call an empty parrot cage?
Polly-gone.
What do math teachers prefer to birthday cake?
Pi.
What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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We hope these math jokes have multiplied your laughter and added some humor to your day. Remember, math doesn’t have to be all work and no play. So the next time you’re feeling stuck on a problem, take a break and enjoy a good math joke. And who knows, it might just help you see the solution in a new light. Keep laughing and keep learning!
