Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, we’ve got something that will have you laughing and humming a new tune at the same time! Get ready to dive into a collection of jokes about music that will leave you in stitches. And the best part? These jokes are perfect for kids!
We’ve got puns about composers that will make you giggle, silly instrument jokes that will have you rolling on the floor, and even some witty one-liners that will make you think twice about how you listen to music.
So, whether you’re a fan of classical music or prefer to rock out to some heavy metal, these music jokes for kids are sure to be a hit.
Did you know Mozart was a child prodigy?
He was A sharp minor.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A ba-na-na-naaaa.
I got kicked out of school for playing an instrument.
So… you got band?
What kind of instrument does a British person play?
A UK-lele
What kind of instrument helps you catch fish?
Castanets
I’d tell you a Tchaikovsky joke but it’s rather Pathétique.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
What did Mozart say when he saw a conductor he didn’t like?
You’re not my forte.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
Because they always ran around going “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What type of music is best to listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!
What type of instrument do fish love to play?
A bass drum.
Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque.
Want to hear the joke about the staccato in Mozart?
Never mind… it’s too short.
What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows, because nobody ever watches the conductor.
Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar. “Sorry,” the barman said. “We don’t serve minors.”
Why couldn’t the musician play loudly on any instrument?
It wasn’t his forte.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice when you replace words with random musical instruments. Please don’t become angry and resort to violins if you don’t notice.
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say…
“Yeah, I play a little guitar!”
Do you have any more funny Jokes about Music, Instruments, or Orchestras?
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Love jokes about music? You can share these with your friends during your next music lesson or performance, or simply keep them in your back pocket for a rainy day when you need a good laugh.
And who knows, maybe these jokes will even inspire you to write your own music-based puns and jokes. After all, what better way to show your love for music than by making others laugh? So get ready to sing along with our collection of jokes about music, and let the good times roll!
