Are you ready for some laughs and giggles about the Pilgrims that’ll knock your buckle hats off? That’s right, we’ve compiled a collection of clean Pilgrim jokes for kids that will have you chuckling like you’re at the first Thanksgiving feast.
From corny puns to witty one-liners, these jokes about the Pilgrims (plus Mayflower jokes and first Thanksgiving jokes) are sure to leave you thankful for a good laugh.
So grab your feather pen and parchment paper, because it’s time to delve into some hilarious history with these Pilgrim jokes!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
The Pilgrims.
How were the first Americans like ants?
They lived in colonies.
Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?
It was too far to swim.
If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?
The Scholar Ships.
If there were still Pilgrims alive today, what would they be famous for?
Their age!
What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?
They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.
Could Pilgrims jump higher than their houses?
Of course – houses can’t jump at all.
What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today?
Plymouths.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
What did the pilgrims use to bake bread?
May-flour.
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Your nose.
What kind of tan did Pilgrims get at the beach?
A Puri-tan.
What do you call a pilgrim’s vocabulary?
Pilgrammar.
Why did the colonist wear a tri-cornered hat?
He didn’t want to be accused of being square!
“What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack, Quack!”
Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?
It’s a crummy job.
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by a Native?
He had an arrow escape.
What ship did the Pilgrim’s cows come over on?
The Mooo-flower.
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