Ahoy there, scallywags! Are ye ready to set sail on a sea of laughter with some hilarious pirate jokes and puns? Look no further, because we’ve got a treasure trove of jokes about pirates that’ll have you rolling on the deck in no time.
So batten down the hatches and prepare to laugh your peg legs off with this collection of jokes about pirates that’ll shiver your timbers and tickle your funny bone.
Set sail on a voyage of laughter with these arrrr-mazing pirate jokes and riddles!
Why do pirates love algebra?
Because they love to find the X.
What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?
Ships ahoy!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrr!
Which part of the deck stinks the most?
The poop deck.
What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school?
Arrrrrrt!
Why couldn’t the crew play cards when the captain came?
Because he was standing on the deck!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg.
What game do parrots in pirate ships love playing the most?
Hide and speak!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
Arrrrgentina.
What’s a pirate’s favorite continent?
Arrrrfrica.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye, matey!”
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!
What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Chedd-Arrrrr!
Which instrument do pirates love in music class?
The guitaarrrrr.
Where do pirates go to get sketch pads and pencils?
The aaaarrrrrtt store!
Why did the pirate go on vacation to the Caribbean?
Because he needed some arrr and arrr!
What are the only notes a pirate can sing in music class?
High C’s.
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
With an aye-phone.
What do you call a pirate who’s good at geography?
A navigatarrrrrrr.
Which Pharaoh played the trumpet?
Tooting-khamun
What did one pyramid say to the other?
How’s your mummy doing?
What is a pirate’s favorite color?
Gold!
Why did the pirate refuse to say the alphabet?
Because he always got lost at C.
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
What kind of ships do pirates find hard to maintain?
Relationships!
What has 12 legs, 12 arms, and 12 eyes?
A dozen pirates.
How do pirates dispose of their trash?
They throw it in the gaaaarrrrbage can.
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie.
What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of fish?
Swordfish.
Which character from Star Wars do pirates love the most?
Aaaarrrr-2 D-2.
What toy would a pirate give his daughter?
A Baarrrrrrrbie!
Have you heard any funny pirate puns?
Well, neither have ayyyyyeee.
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