Calling all aspiring soccer stars and comedy champions! Are you ready to score some serious laughter? Look no further, because we’ve got the ultimate collection of jokes about soccer that will have you rolling on the field with uncontrollable fits of giggles.
Whether you’re a pint-sized striker or a sports-loving joke connoisseur, these soccer jokes for kids are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and keep you entertained for hours. From clever goalie gags to sidesplitting referee one-liners, we’ve curated the funniest and most entertaining jokes to keep you entertained during halftime or even during practice drills. So, grab your shin guards, tighten your laces, and prepare for a match of hilarious banter and uproarious laughter.
Let’s kick off the laughter and show the world that soccer (or “football” as it’s known in many parts of the world) isn’t just about goals and victory—it’s also about having a ball with the silliest jokes on the field!
What time is it when a soccer team chases a baseball team?
Eleven after nine.
Which goalie can jump higher than the crossbars?
All of them. Crossbars can’t jump.
Why is it always warmer after a soccer game?
All the fans have left.
What do birds do when they coach a sports team?
They wing it.
Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
They watch cricket instead.
How do you stop squirrels from playing soccer in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts.
Did you hear about the soccer player who lived passed 100?
He’s still alive and kicking.
Why do soccer players get good grades in school?
They know how to use their heads.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer very well?
Because she is always running away from the ball!
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?
I want my mummy!
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
Mummy’s home!
What do you call a crocodile in ancient Egypt?
A nileigator!
Why didn’t the lousy soccer team have a website?
They couldn’t string three W’s together.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer. What a Messi guy.
Soccer is a strange game. It’s a bunch of people running away from their goals.
How did the soccer pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
Ghoul keeper
Why was the skeleton always left out in a soccer game?
Because he had no body to play with.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What did the Irish referee say at the end of the soccer match?
Game clover.
Why can’t anyone possibly play soccer in a jungle?
There are just too many cheetahs.
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