Are you ready for an out-of-this-world experience? Get ready to blast off into a world of hilarity with this collection of jokes about space! From puns about planets to one-liners about astronauts, these jokes are sure to make you laugh so hard you’ll feel like you’re floating in zero gravity.
Whether you’re a young astronaut in training or a seasoned space enthusiast, there’s something for everyone in this interstellar compilation of humor. So whether you’re a rocket scientist or just a fan of sci-fi movies, these puns and one-liners will have you chuckling like a comet streaking through the sky.
Buckle up and prepare for lift-off into the world of interstellar humor. And if you don’t find these jokes funny, well, humor is not rocket science!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What did Venus say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime!
What do planets like to read?
Comet books!
Why can’t astronauts play golf in outer space?
Too many black holes.
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
When it’s full.
What dance is an astronaut’s favorite?
The moonwalk.
When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge. So, the planets started a revolution.
What’s an alien’s favorite day of the week?
Sun-day.
Why did the Sun go to a therapist?
Because it was feeling a little light-headed.
Why did the US and USSR have a space race?
They were both trying to reach new heights!
Why did the United States put a man on the moon during the Cold War?
To prove that they were one step ahead of the Soviets!
Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space?
They had a big launch.
What do you give an alien?
Some space!
Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet?
They read the reviews: one star.
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder!
How do you get clean in outer space?
You take a meteor shower.
What’s a planet’s favorite type of music?
Neptunes.
As a kid, I really wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up.
Unfortunately my parents told me the sky’s the limit.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space!
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
When it’s full.
What do you win in a space talent competition?
A constellation prize.
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
Because it was full.
What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What do you call a lazy man in space?
A procrastonaut.
What did the astronaut say when he saw the Earth from space?
“That’s so out of this world!”
What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars Bar!
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