Welcome to a post full of hilarious jokes about the beloved classic novel, “The Hobbit” by J.R.R. Tolkien! From Bilbo Baggins’ unexpected journey to Smaug the dragon’s fiery demise, there are plenty of iconic moments in this fantastical tale that can be the perfect setup for some good-natured humor.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through Middle-earth with these puns, one-liners, and witty quips that are sure to make any hobbit, dwarf, or wizard chuckle.
What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings
Who did Saruman marry?
Saruwoman!
What kind of pictures do Elves take?
Elfies (selfies)!
Imagine what Gollum is like on the fifth day of Christmas.
My family says I look like a hobbit in all my pictures. What can I say? I’m very frodogenic.
Hobbit: “What aviation school should we attend?”
Gandalf: “Fly U, fools.”
What’s it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?
Hobbitat for Humanity
Why couldn’t the hobbit go into the bathroom?
Because it was orcuppied.
Why are Hobbit doors round?
Well, seven meals a day leads to the need for them, don’t you think?
Saw a great Hobbit pinball machine. Doesn’t accept coins though, only Tolkeins.
An elf walked into a bar. The dwarf laughed and walked under it.
What do you call introverted Hobbits?
Shyer folk.
What did the Hobbits scream as they were riding the Ents into battle against Isengard?
Run, Forest, run!
Some people say that elves are very shy. But I think hobbits can be Shire.
My son keeps having disturbed dreams, shouting things like “Hobbit!”, “Gandalf!”, and “Mordor!”. Always Tolkien in his sleep…
What do you call a wizard who knows how to hit a little white ball with a club?
Can-golf!
Why did the Dwarves leave Erebor?
They didn’t like the pollution – there was too much Smaug!
What was Frodo at Aragorn and Arwen’s wedding?
The Ring-bearer!
I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit. Seems like they’re really dragon it out.
What’s a hobbits favorite drink?
Mountain Doom
How many Hobbits does it take to change a lightbulb?
None – there are no lightbulbs in Middle-earth!
It wasn’t easy for a group of hobbits to see their dead friend at the coroner’s office. Because one does not simply walk in the morgue door.
I’m throwing a hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
Hobbits are really good people… they don’t look down on anyone.
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In conclusion, “The Hobbit” may be a serious adventure tale, but it’s also ripe for comedic interpretations. From poking fun at the quirks of hobbits and dwarves to finding humor in the epic battles against trolls and goblins, there’s no shortage of laughs to be had in Middle-earth. Whether you’re a diehard fan of Tolkien’s work or simply looking for a lighthearted way to celebrate this classic story, these jokes are sure to brighten your day and bring a smile to your face. So go ahead and share them with your fellow hobbits, and let the laughter ring out across the Shire!
