Ah, the Middle Ages – a time of knights in shining armor, castles with moats, and dragons that may or may not have existed. It was also a time of harsh living conditions, deadly plagues, and questionable hygiene practices (yikes!). But fear not, my dear history-loving friends, for we have compiled a collection of Medieval Europe jokes for kids that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the lack of indoor plumbing.
So sit back, relax, and get ready for some jokes about the Middle Ages that are so good, even King Arthur would crack a smile!
Which day of the week do dragons eat the most knights?
Chewsday
What was Camelot famous for?
Its Knight Life.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Why was Elizabethan England so wet?
Because the Queen reigned for years and years!
When a knight was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Rust in peace!
What medieval king wrote books?
King Author.
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
Why did the dragon stop fighting with knights?
He was tired of canned food…
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
Who is strong enough to move a castle?
A chess player!
What’s the easiest way to find a princess?
Follow the footprince.
What does a Duchess look like?
It looks the same as an English “S” does.
What do you call a group of cats during the Black Plague?
A catastrophe!
Why was Sir Launcelot always tired?
He worked the Knight Shift.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
They fight knights.
Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights!
What did the King name the extra knight?
Sir Plus.
Which knight always gave up?
Sir Render.
Which knight never doubted himself?
Sir Tanlee.
Who made King Arthur’s round table?
Sir Cumference
Why did the king go to the dentist?
He had a crown that needed to be fixed!
Why did the knight run around looking for a can opener?
He had a bee in his suit of armor.
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Why did the medieval baker go out of business?
He couldn’t raise enough dough!
Jokes About The Middle Ages
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