Are you ready to pillage and plunder your way into some laughs? Look no further, because we’ve got a collection of jokes about the Vikings that will have you roaring like a berserker in no time!
Whether you’re a history buff or looking for some silly puns to share with your class, these Vikings jokes for kids will have you saying “skol” to more than just your drink. So grab your horned helmet and your battle axe, and get ready to laugh your way through the fjords with these hilarious Viking jokes!
Why was Thor avoiding his brother?
He Odin money.
Why couldn’t the Viking get out of bed the day after running a marathon?
He was too Thor to move.
Where do young Vikings hang out?
In the Norsery.
Why do Vikings like to raid monasteries?
Because they’re full of monk-y business!
What did the ocean say to the Viking?
Nothing – it just waved.
How do Viking sailors say hello to each other?
They wave.
What notes are the favorites for Viking singers?
High C’s.
Why was the Viking ship so cheap?
It was on sail.
Why does it take Vikings so long to say the alphabet?
They spend years at C.
My girlfriend said if I don’t stop my obsession with Viking culture, she’ll fight me to the death.
“Jokes on you,” I said. “If I die in battle, I’ll go straight to Valhalla.”
What do you call a vegan Viking?
A Norvegan!
When do Vikings buy their clothes?
When they’re on sail.
What has 6 arms, 6 legs and 6 eyes?
6 Vikings.
What do you call a Viking with a bad sense of direction?
A lost Viking!
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What kind of dog do Vikings like most?
Great Danes.
How many Vikings did it take to screw in a light bulb?
None – they didn’t have electricity back then!
Where did the teacher send the Viking when he got sick in class?
The school Norse.
What do Vikings do on Black Friday?
Shop the sails.
What does every Viking birthday end with?
The letter Y.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code.
Why was the Viking’s ship feeling better?
It was heeling.
Q: Why couldn’t anyone play cards with the Viking sailor?
He was standing on the deck.
Which Viking rides around on Halloween to scare people?
The Headless Norseman.
Q: Where do zombie Vikings like to go sailing?
The Dead Sea
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