Hold on to your safari hats, folks! It’s time to dive into a jungle of giggles with these hilarious jokes about wild animals!
Whether you’re “lion around” with friends or monkeying around on your own, these puns are sure to make you howl with laughter. From clever riddles for you older folk to wild animal jokes for kids, this collection has something for everyone.
Get ready to let your inner animal out and take a walk on the wide side… of laughter!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Plug its nose.
Which animal plays sports all the time?
A bat.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison!
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
What do you call a dishonest reptile?
A crookodile.
What did the lion say to the deer?
Pleased to eat you.
Why did the squirrel like my friend?
Because my friend is nuts.
Why can’t a leopard play hide and seek?
Because he’s always spotted!
What did the wolf say when he got a thorn in his paw?
Owwwww-ch.
What happened to the toad who left the forest?
He was soon froggotten.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you get when you mix a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly jumper.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!
Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?
She was a cheetah.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries?
An investgator!
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Frogs, they croak every night!
What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
Big ones!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Its shadow.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
Windshield vipers.
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