Laughter In The Trenches: Clean Jokes About World Wars 1 and 2

Welcome, history buffs and pint-sized soldiers! Today we’re bringing you a collection of jokes that’s sure to have you rolling in the trenches (of laughter, that is). 

We’ve gathered up the best jokes about the world wars, specifically world war 1 and 2 jokes for kids. So, grab your gas mask and get ready to giggle – it’s time to laugh in the face of danger (and possibly your history teacher).

What did the Allied generals say to the Axis generals at the end of World War II?

“We’ll be Na-zi-ing you later!”

What did the commander say when he saw the enemy planes flying towards them?

“They’re really winging it!”

What did the general say when he saw the enemy tanks approaching?

“Looks like they are they’re tanking the fight to us!”

Why did the soldier refuse to eat the rations?

He didn’t want to bite off more than he could chew!

What did the German soldier say when he saw the Allied forces charging?

“They’re really bringing their A-game!”

What did the soldier say when he heard about the Treaty of Versailles?

“It was a peace of cake!”

What did the soldier say when he saw the mustard gas?

“That’s really taking my breath away!”

Why did the US start using gas masks during the war?

They wanted to be prepared for any poisonous situation!

Why did the soldier want to learn how to use a bayonet?

He needed to make a point!

 

Why did the soldier want to learn how to use a flamethrower?

He wanted to heat things up!

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How did the soldiers feel when they heard about the wreck of the Lusitania?

They had a really sinking feeling. 

 

Why did Hitler invade Poland?

He wanted to pol-end up with more territory!

What did the soldier say when he saw the Normandy beaches?

“It’s really a shore thing now!”

Why did the US get involved in World War II?

They wanted to make a world of difference!

 

What did the soldiers say when they heard about the end of the war?

“This is really a peace of history!”

What did the commander say when he saw the enemy trenches?

“They’re really digging in their heels!”

Why did the soldier refuse to take a nap during battle?

He didn’t want to sleep on the job!

 

Why did the soldier carry a flashlight with him?

He didn’t want to be kept in the dark!

What did the soldier say when he saw the bazooka for the first time?

“That just blows me away!”

What did the general say when he saw the enemy planes dropping bombs?

“They are really dropping the ball on us!”

 

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What did the soldier say when he saw the atomic bomb explode?

“It is… and isn’t… da bomb!”

Do you have any more funny Jokes about World Wars I and II?

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2 thoughts on “Laughter In The Trenches: Clean Jokes About World Wars 1 and 2”

  1. Hello! I have a WWII related joke:

    One day, a boy and his mom were studying together for a quiz the boy had tomorrow on world capitals.
    “What is the capital of Germany?” The mom asked.
    “Berlin.” The boy answered.
    “What is the capital of France?”
    “Berlin.”
    “What is the capital of Russia?”
    “Berlin.”
    Then his mom said: “Oh, you’re so smart, Adolf, I know you’re gonna do great on your quiz.”

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