Brace yourselves, young jokesters, for another uproarious adventure into the realm of puns! We’re back with a brand-new collection of 40 hilarious puns that are sure to tickle your funny bones!
Get ready to dive headfirst into a world of wordplay, where puns reign supreme and laughter knows no bounds. From clever quips to whimsical wordplay, these puns are here to brighten your day and have you grinning from ear to ear.
So, gather ’round, prepare for a cascade of chuckles, and let’s embark on this rollicking journey of laughter and wit!
Why did the baby goat cross the road? Because it was “take your kid to work day.”- Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal.
- Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? It was outstanding in its field.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
- I’m an archaeologist. My career is in ruins.
- A book just fell on my head. I only have myshelf to blame.
- Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert? He was stuffed.
- What are a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
- When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
- What do you call a duck that loves to make jokes? A wise-quacker.
What do you call an army of babies? Infantry.- Why did the traffic light turn red? It had to change in the middle of the street.
- What did one penny say to another penny? “We just make cents.”
- Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Something between us smells!”
- What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
- A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
- I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. And then it dawned on me.
- What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
- Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
- Why did the clock get shushed in the library? It was tocking too loud.
- If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
- My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.
- People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
- What did the arthritis say to the rhumatism? Let’s get out of this joint.
- A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, is this stool taken?”
- Why did the firefly get bad grades at school? Because it wasn’t very bright!
- Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up the pants.
- Why didn’t the ghost cross the road? Because he had no body to go with.
- Why did the sheep cross the road? To get to the Baa Baa shop. (More Jokes About Farm Animals)
- Why did the sheep cross the road? It followed the herd mentality.
Why did the snail cross the road? To get to the shell station.- Who helped the squash cross the road? The crossing gourd. (More Food Jokes)
- Why did the sheep cross the road? It followed the herd mentality.
- Who helped the squash cross the road? The crossing gourd. (More Food Jokes)
- Why did the snail cross the road? To get to the shell station.
- Have you seen the movie about the hot dog? It’s an Oscar Weiner!
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