Looking for some wholesome humor to brighten up your day? Get ready to giggle and chuckle with our collection of 24 “What do you call a man” jokes that are perfect for kids!
Whether you’re sharing these silly puns and clever wordplay with the family or entertaining a group of little ones, these jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles and maybe even a few groans.
So, sit back, relax, and let the laughter begin!
What do you call a man who always wins? Victor.
What do you call a man with a pole in his leg? Rodney.
What do you call a man with a toilet on his head? John.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas
What do you call a man in a brown paper suit? Russell
What do you call a man with a stamp on his head? Frank.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
What do you call a man with a kilt on? Scott.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that lies on the floor? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.
What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head? Claude.
What do you call a man with a map on his head? Miles
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.
What do you call a man who drives a truck? Laurie.
What do you call a man who likes gardening? Herb.
What do you call 2 men in the window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug.
What do you call a man who loves to cook? Stu.
What do you call a man who’s a scarecrow? Haydn.
What do you call a man with no head? Dead.
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