Are you ready to embark on a comedic journey to the land of the pharaohs? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered with our collection of jokes about ancient Egypt!
These Ancient Egypt jokes for kids (and adults too!) are sure to have you laughing like a hyena from the Nile. From puns about pyramids to mummy jokes that will leave you wrapped up in laughter, we’ve got it all.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to take a trip down the Nile with our hilarious jokes about Ancient Egypt.
What does King Tut’s secretary say on the phone?
The King can’t talk right now. He’s all wrapped up!
Why did the mummy break up with his girlfriend?
She said he was too wrapped up in himself.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Why did the Sphinx stop talking?
It was bored of all the riddles.
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
Why didn’t Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?
She was the Queen of Denial!
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the Tomb!
How do you make a mummy smile?
You tickle its funny bone.
Did you hear about the tense mummy?
He was all wound up!
How did the Egyptians write love letters?
They used hieroglyph-kisses!
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?
I want my mummy!
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
Mummy’s home!
How do brave Egyptians write?
With Hero-glyphics!
Where do Pharaohs like to eat?
Pizza Tut!
What did the mummy say to the other mummy?
“You’re STILL wrapping?”
Why did the Egyptians build pyramids?
Because they were too lazy to build skyscrapers!
Why did the Sphinx stop talking?
Because he had a really bad case of sand in his throat!
What did one pyramid say to the other?
How’s your mummy doing?
What did the Egyptian doctor prescribe for a sore throat?
A few pyramid-cillin tablets!
Why was the mummy told go to the doctor?
Because it was a coffin.
What do you get when you cross a pharaoh with a vampire?
A blood-thirsty king!
Why did the Egyptian pharaoh refuse to leave his palace?
He was in de-Nile.
Why was the Nile River so important to the Egyptians?
Because without it, they’d be in de-Nile!
What do you call a mummy who can’t keep a secret?
A crypt-leaker!
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