Are you ready to laugh your way down the Oregon Trail? Look no further, because we’ve rounded up the best pioneer jokes for kids (and history lovers) this side of the Mississippi! These jokes about the pioneers are sure to have you hollering like a cowboy and giggling like a gold miner.
So hang onto the seat of your covered wagon and grab your coon-skin or bonnet, because it’s time for some knee-slapping pioneer humor!
Did you hear about the pioneer who headed west looking for gold?
It didn’t pan out, so he moved to Ore-gon.
Why did the pioneer woman plant a vegetable garden?
To have a “rootin’ tootin'” good time!
Why did the pioneer carry a rifle?
Because he didn’t want to be an easy target for the mosquitoes!
Why did the wagon train always move so slowly on the Oregon Trail?
Because the oxen would get udderly exhausted from all that moooving.
What did the pioneer say when he saw a buffalo?
“Look, a cow on steroids!”
What did the buffalo say when he left for his job?
“Bison.”
What do you call a pioneer who’s always telling jokes?
A “punny-ear”!
Why did the pioneer wear a coonskin cap?
To keep his head warm and to look “fur-bulous”!
Why did the Oregon Trail wagon train refuse to let the cows lead the way?
Because they kept “moo-ving” in the wrong direction!
What did the pioneer say when he saw the Grand Canyon?
“Wow, that’s a huge rut!”
Why did the pioneer build a fireplace out of stone?
Because wood was too heavy to carry across the prairie!
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train!
What did Lewis say to Clark when they finally reached the Pacific Ocean?
“I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
What do you call a person with a fruit pastry on their ear?
Pioneer.
Today I learned that Dr. Seuss’ mom was a pioneer in physiotherapy.
Her name was Ma Seuss.
Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.
They were the first to go online.
What did the corn bread say to it’s mother?
Where is pop corn?
There was an invention of ear jewelery that resembled the number 3.14…
It was pioneering.
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